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Hospitals will be slammed on National MAGA Hat Day in what will be an epic Fash Bash.

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Read how one man claimed his wife's boyfriend as a dependent and saved on health insurance.

Cuckoldry

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DUCK DUCK GO

The search engine that does not track you. So what's the point? Search engines must know everything about the peasants.

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BRAVE

The uppity browser that thinks it is exempt from reporting your information Google.

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GAB

It's like Twitter, but for people that aren't important. So basically it shouldn't exist.

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BITCHUTE

BitChute is YouTube for peasants.

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LIBREM MOBILE OS

Open source eliminates our ability to plant back doors and trackers in peasants' devices. Because it's open source, they might find out and complain.

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